jeudi 11 septembre 2008

So here we are being Barack rolled

NOTE : if you do not know what rick rolling is, read following. Others, proceed to video.

Rick Roll : a definition.

Rickrolling is a nerdy joke on the internet whereby someone clicking on a link does not land on the expected site but on one showing a video of Rick Astley's 80s hit, Never going to give you up. Don't ask. So, for example if I say click on this link to check out the latest movie review and you do (well go on then), then

HA! You got Rickrolled. Get the picture?

Now, you are ready to understand why this video is funny!



mardi 9 septembre 2008

So here we are playing SNAFU tower defense

Warning : SNAFU TD is the reason that you will get nothing done today!

SNAFU TD is like other TD games : You are in control of a map, across which enemies (usually in increasing levels of toughness) will march. Your job is to strategically place towers (ie weapons) that will then automatically shoot down your enemies. The difficulty resides in placing the towers in a such a way that you maximize the full effect of each weapon and, cucially, do not run out of space as the map is finite.

SNAFU Tower Defense

mardi 2 septembre 2008

So here we are holidaying in Bulgaria

Chook and I went to Bulgaria for the last ten days of August for romantic European cultural, natural and beachy relaxation.



Started in Sofia, the capital










and moved down to Blagoevgrad, the district capital and university city surrounded by foresty hills.










From there we took a day trip to Rila Monastery, the biggest in the country, alone in the middle of a valley and up in the mountains.






We then went to Plovdiv, the "Paris of the Balkans" with cobbled streets, Roman ruins and numerous art galleries.







From there to Burgas, on the coast, from whence we went first to Nesebar (international touristy beachy and UNESCO world heritage site)





and then Kiten (Bulgarian touristy beach). here are assorted highlights and descriptions.

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Sofia is a boring capital city of which we saw two parts : the center with its big roads, plazas, communist buildings, cranes and renovations and domed Orthodox churches; and a nicer, small streets and less trafficky part to the North.















One modern, luxurious department store near the former communist headquarters (roughly six times the size of the Parliament) was deserted; another, selling mainly food in a turn of the 20th iron and steel building, was packed.

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Blagoevgrad is a nice pedestrian student town dedicated to concrete and set amongst rolling forested hills. Our hotel was overrun with wedding and birthday parties. Place was vaguely shabby but had loads of restaurants and we checked out the jazz club.

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From there we took a bus to Rila Monastery (rebuilt in 19th)


which is stunning and set in a valley sided with mountains of forests and torrents. It comprises a church, loads of arched galleries and lurid murals.

























Best thing ever though was when we explored an old abandoned building nearby, which was a former restaurant/hotel from the Soviet times. It had just been locked up and left, and we stepped back in time into the restaurant, the kitchens and in the old wallpapered bedrooms (still partly furnished) before getting told off. Even found a crate of vodka bottles saying "Made in USSR"! Missed the last bus back to Rila village (22 km away down forest road) and hitched a ride with a tourbus of Bulgarian pilgrims.

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Plovdiv, a couple of hours away by bus is in the center of the country.


It's a strange mix : roman ruins, loads of art galleries, long pedestrian shopping roads, squares with cafés, winding cobbled streets that climb around the hill, brightly painted museum/houses from the 19th. Lovely, except for huge motorway that zooms under the hill (we had a romantic dinner overlooking it). We visited a house/art museum full of beautiful antique furniture and Bulgarian paintings from the 19th onwards, saw Roman amphitheater













and a small roman stadium which is now surrounded partially built over with concrete blocks and is semi-submerged under a shopping street.

It was also in Plovdiv that we were confronted with the worst, most disgusting cocktail ever, which I ordered because I couldn't figure how it could be drinkable; it wasn't.

Sweet sin: whisky, peach liqueur, Bailey's, pineapple juice.


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Time to hit the beach. Bus to Burgas on the black sea coast and then to Nesebar, UNESCO world heriage site. It is a kilometer or so away from Slanchev Bryag, or Sunny Beach, which is overrun by the mafia, fluorescent British tourists reading the Sun, touts and shops selling beach equipment. We spent less than ten minutes there (time to walk through it) and headed
























for Nesebar which is exactly the same only has monuments instead of the beach (actually it does have one, which we tested : rocks and algae but good waves). Lots of old churches filled with icons and little streets lined with traditional wooden houses.Very touristy but does have a few interesting old buildings scattered about and a very lovely coastline though, must be nice out of season.













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And finally in Kiten we did absolutely bugger all except lie on the beach, surf the waves, get sunburnt, eat (including excellent calamari) and laze by the pool. This latter we had access to, having the choice between the nicest and most expensive hotel in town and the Hotel Balkanika, which could have been the setting for a movie on abandoned mental asylums in the 1930s. It was cracked, peeling, overgrown and had a view over the municipal rubbish dump. So we went to the other.

On the way back to Sofia, we stopped for the day in Burgas from where we were going to take the nighttrain. It's a coastal city but not touristy, so we checked out the beach, the ethnographical museum and the archeological museum. The beach had its share of rather dingy looking parasols but also a concrete jetty, an abandoned water slide, and Burgas international shipping port. By the beach were more abandoned buildings from Soviet times, including a large boat/restaurant which, according to a guy we got chatting to, was once a fashionable spot for Communist officials from all over the eastern block. Impossible to get close too unfortunately.




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And other :
*Food: two kinds of cheese : white (Sirene - feta) and yellow (Kashkaval- bland cheddar). Menus also proudly boast "processed cheese".
*Bulgarian girls, despite diet of pizza, hot dogs and cheese, are all incredible slim and stunning. The preferred uniform is micro-shorts, micro top, huge 80s haircut, long painted nails and high heeled sandals. Gulp. the men are plump, non descript and apparently hairless (study undertaken at Kiten beach).
*Bulgarian wine is drinkable : Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon from Melnik region is well known. We liked the Chateau Boyar and drank Chateau Karnobat. Zagorka beer is good too.
* Food : a traditional salad is Shopska : cucumbers, tomatoes, onions topped with grated sirene
*The best thing in Bulgaria is Vishna Sok- cherry juice- which is usually sugar and water and about 10% fruit juice. Massively addictive.
* Bulgarians are obsessed with ghastly singing+ dancing in traditional folk costumes amongst mountainous scenery. At any given time two TV channels are playing some.
* Food : usually some kind of grilled meat (chicken, lamb or pork), either on a stick or just a chunk or meatballs. Fried potatoes (topped with cheese), various salads, Tarator (yoghurt, cucumber, dill and walnut) soup. Stuffed vine leaves and cabbage leaves. Bluefish (size of sardines) and many others by the sea, trout in the mountains. Endless supplies of junk food, from McDonalds to pizza, to homegrown burgers (revolting - plastic pig eyeball ham in panini bread and containing Russian salad and cabbage) and hot dogs and various sweet and savoury pastries. HOW do the girls do it? Most food comes in two possible portion sizes.
* Everything is written in the cyrillic, which is fun to learn and even better when you decode words that mean something to you (office, McDonalds, garage and a lot of words are linked to French too).
*Bulgarian night trains are cold, uncomfortable, overbooked and loud Soviet pieces of shit that threaten to derail every second. Not recommended.
*To say "yes", the Bulgarians shake their head, not a side to side wobble like the Indians but an actual (to us) "no". Impossibly confusing.
*Beware, upon checking into a hotel, the plastic keyring : it means they are giving you the worst room ever. Twice we changed rooms after plastic keyring and the rooms were infinitely nicer.
*Food: Sach: a hot plate full of meat,onions and pickles. Nice.
*When someone dies, A4 pages are stuck around town with their photo, dates and so on. Lots outside churches (see photo) but also in the street, on front doors, in the churches, etc.

So here we are summering in the south II


Aaaah Ampus! Every year a bunch of us, old friends, head down to Ampus, to Olivia's dad's house. Ampus is a haven of peace and quiet : a stone house on the south side of a hill covered in olive groves that overlooks Draguignan and, in the distance a sea. See last year's post for more photos. After staying in M. I headed down to Les Arcs - Draguignan, a 40 minute drive to the house, which itself is three kilometers from the village of Ampus.


This year was a diferent crowd from last time. Arnaud, the pater familias, and Véronique, his girlfriend, were there, as were his daughter Olivia and her son Romain. Quentin, Olivia's brother and bassist of Furykane, and Axelle were there.



Furykane's two guitarists, Max and Kris, and Kris' girlfriend Jeanne were also there, so pretty crowded. Jeanne and Kris left and were replaced later in the week by Géry and Amélie.




Highlights include epic chess games with Quentin, roasting chickens and grilling pork chops in the fireplace for long boozy evening meals, going to the lake and regressing to being five with the huge bouncy trampoline and slide combo, crashing down the hill in the dark after supper to check out a 1000 year old olive tree. Also lounging in the sun, reading, practising English teaching on Arnaud and on one day a truly epic walk.



Arnaud's nephews (Olivia and Quentin's cousins) were down for the day and we had implicit instructions not to be too stoned and drunken and depraved as they are staying with the graddad who disapproves of the youth in general and us specifically (he doesn't know us but he has no time for left wing bobos suh as ourselves, musicians and people who like to drink on holiday. They came to lunch, after which we decided to walk to the village, about three kilometers away. So cousins, Olivia, Quentin, Axelle, Max and myself set off, armed against dehydration with a liter and a half bottle of [diluted] pastis, the strong, fennel-tasting drink of the South of France. We got to Ampus in a hour or so, having followed the road over the curved and craggy countryside, and slightly tipsy. There is nothing to do at Ampus so we had a beer and set back. The cousins didn't want to walk, so Romain came to get them in the car; Olivia joined them.

The four of us, armed with a freshly bought bottles of Pastis and water, and armed with some hash and rolling material started walking, and drinking. Soon we were watching massive clouds appear on the horizon, but were too light headed to care. So we started to do relaxation techniques, sing stupid songs and roll joints. We got caught in the mother of all storms and took refuge under a solitary tree. More drinking. The storm cleared a bit and we damply ontinued walking, and drinking, and stopping to sing and play games. Details aside, it took us over four hours to get back, night had fallen and we were as drunk as lords. "We must be dignified" we giggled hysterically as we entered the kitchen. Chaos ensued, everyone looked slightly taken aback. Quentin broke everything as he tried to demonstate he could do a triple dancing leap. Axelle, usually dignified and calm, was cackling hysterically. Max was crashing around pouring more drinks (later trying to carve a piece of pork in the sink). I filmed the scene...



Arnaud was not amused and the cousins seemed scared at the dinner table.... I can't think why




A brilliant holiday with my brilliant friends, on remet ça pour l'année prchaine!


The only downer was on the return journey, when Géry, Amélie and I got stuck in the worst cock up the SNCF has known for years: due to a technical fault tens of thousands of people got stranded in the South of France. We never even made it to Marseille to catch our TGV to Paris, being stuck for hours near Toulon. Finally in Toulon we simply got on a train for the capital and settled in first class. Got to Paris at 5 A.M., eight hours late...